A Parody By Design

We have to give major props to Agency Fusion for their ingenious "product marketing" at WhoNeedsDesigners.com. We know our network of creative directors and designers will oh so relate, laugh, cry, and then laugh again at this "clinically proven logo enhancing formula."

What a Bargain!
Promoting a full suite of marketing enhancers for three easy payments of $29.99, what company can afford to be without these innovative products to enhance the marketing they hired professional designers to do:

• Make my logo bigger cream (Take that "tiny logo loving desiger!") ;)
• Whitespace Eliminator
• Starburst Dust
• FlourescentSizer
• The Emotionator (cream for offline materials and patent-pending USB interface for online marketing)

I was just sorry to see that they didn't have a product that "Could make the white whiter" which was a true encounter we had when presenting three online compositions. The CEO asked if the white background could be made whiter. With great care and diplomacy, we had to ask the executive to remove the "glare screen" he had on his monitor. Voila -- the white looked whiter! What a relief!

Agency Fusion has brought tongue-in-cheek humor and true business intelligence to their marketing. We had to pass this on. We think its brilliant!